I’m laughing so hard at Jonathan’s answer to how he found such a perfect piece of real estate for Dracula in London
“Well I was out walking one night and stumbled across this ominous and foreboding medieval house with a for sale sign on it! It’s completely made of crumbling stone, has its own moat, it’s own church, AND it’s right next door to an insane asylum! But it’s okay you can’t see actually see it from the grounds :)”
no more marvel. no more booktok books with the same cover. no more poetry collections that are written solely for the quotes to circulate online. no more songs written with the intention of going viral. please i’m begging.
